Lowest Common Denominators

• Dude, she just wanted your extra time and your kiss. [DListed]

Bruce Willis confusing “putting a price on someone’s head” with “metaphor.” [StarPulse]

• That’s why you’re not supposed to bring Dogs on flights. [Glitterati]

Akon’s mock sex partner lied, people thought it was acceptable to dry hump her. [Yeeeah]

• A literally corny Paris Hilton story. [CityRag]

• No more secrets. [ICYDK]

Martha Stewart giving Lohan judgmental third degree you’d expect from a matronly, bitchy ex-con. [Gawker]

Fergie getting celebrity fit. No club. [HT]

Published 5/11/07 by


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