Danica Patrick Thinks Jennifer Aniston Is Old And Angelina Jolie Is Perfect

Race car driver Danica Patrick pondered the question of the ages (literally) with US Magazine:  What actress would you want to play you in a movie about your life?

“I’ve always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she’s an action star,” Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers. “Although I don’t quite look like her,” Patrick goes on. What about Jennifer Aniston? “I don’t think that’d be age appropriate,” she says of the He’s Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th birthday. “She’s older than me!”

Hard to picture either of them clamoring for that role.

Isn’t it unfortunate when a celeb is tragically positioned in front of a movie poster?  She looks like she went ballistic with Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson hair extensions.  Oh well!

Ah, and not that anyone will be doing a biopic of me, but if I had to pick for myself, hmmm….Janeane Garofalo, maybe?  I asked my mother who she would cast as me and she came up with Emily Blunt.  Pass me a bottle of pills, please.  A big one.

Published 2/20/09 by

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Comments (6)

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  • hah! jennifer aniston, ACT?! danica is gorgeous, and much much more prettier than jen! ahha! jen wannabe? wake up and smell the coffee, thats pathetic, why would someone like danica want to be jen?! :S
    Anonymous 8/31/09 Reply
  • Danica's hair looks awfully familiar. Jennifer Ansiton wanna be. Yes she and Angelina are both brunettes. That's about it. Movie would bomb!
    Anonymous 2/23/09 Reply
  • Yes but Jennifer Ansiton not only looks better but could easily play Danica's age, not that she's ever want to play a role like that. I wouldn't watch a movie about her. She's lame.
    Anonymous 2/23/09 Reply
  • I am sick of people trashing Jen...she's the victim.... and Danica Patrick should know what goes around ...comes around.
    Blast
    Anonymous 2/22/09 Reply
  • Not sure but why the hell would any half decent actress care to star in a movie about her life. She sure has bloody high self admiration.
    Anonymous 2/22/09 Reply
  • will danica u can het ur head in a wall .u can kiss jen hands to act in a movie about u
    and yeah jen is older then u but she much hotter then u
    ReemH2 2/22/09 Reply