REGGIE BUSH AND KIM KARDASHIAN?

Sources tell UsMagazine.com that failed sex-tape-star Kim Kardashian is dating New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush.  Bush, of course, is the 2005 Heismann trophy winner from USC and was the second pick in last years NFL draft.  Us says:


Kardashian, 26, and Bush, 22, were introduced by Paris Hilton and Bush's former USC teammate Matt Leinart. The pair began dating casually earlier this year after Kardashian's split from Nick Cannon in January, but they only have recently turned up the heat on their budding romance.
In fact, on May 10 at L.A. nightclub Teddy's Kardashian and the NFL star were really putting on a show. According to a Teddy's clubber, Bush and Kardashian were "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor all night. "You can tell they really get along," says the source. "Now she's ready to go public with him."

If you like piles of free money, go to the sports book and start betting against the Saints in huge sums, because Kim Kardashian is a whore and her diseased womb will almost definitely give their running back some terrifying STD.   Look, if there was a list of symptoms that included "super strength" and "you can fly", I'd give Reggie’s new relationship my blessing, but they usually just include rapid weight loss, bone deterioration and death, which means my beloved Saints were smart to draft a running back in the fourth round this year.  That dude better hit the treadmill immediately.

Published 5/14/07 by


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