Jodie Marsh promoting her new MTV reality show NSFW

The only other time I published anything about this scary British chic Jodie Marsh, the cheap man’s Jordan, she was wearing quite a similar outfit with what looked like a slim studded belt around her chest. She wore that attention-seeking outfit to a charity premiere of Lohan’s flop Just My Luck last June.

Commentor ChaCha said at the time “That has to be the worst nose job I’ve ever seen. (Let’s not even mention the twins).” And Patrillium said “Poor thing you can tell she really wants and needs attention. She’ll do whatever it takes to get it how sad lol.” She seems to have had her breasts reduced since those pictures were taken, she she’s still just as starved for attention.

Now she’s donning an outfit that would look ty on a Barbie Doll while perched atop a big wedding cake to promote a new MTV UK reality show where contestants vie for a chance to marry her. It’s called “Totally Jodie Marsh.”

Yes, you read it right. The delectable Jodie Marsh is sick and tired of the single life, and she’s asked MTV to help find her a hubby. She’ll be touring venues across the country over the next two months where would-be Prince Charmings will line up to audition for her affections.

Our cameras will follow the girl with the strangest nose in showbiz on her quest, all culminating in a fairytale wedding this summer. One way or another, Jodie’s getting married. And you could be the lucky fella saying “I do” – just make sure you come down to one of the tour dates below. You can download an application form from www.marryjodiemarsh.com.

On a note on her website, Marsh supposedly says she’s sooo excited and is “fed up with going out with complete losers.” She says she knows her soul mate is out there and invites men to apply to be on the show.

Women that look like that don’t normally attract the nicest guys, nor do these type of surgically-freakish “beauties” tend to go for decent men. It’s sure to make for interesting, if sometimes cringe-worthy television, though.

Pictures from WENN.

Published 5/16/07 by


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