Scarlett Johansson’s Dye Job Makes Me Die

That’s right Scarlett, you do look better as a blonde.

L: Scarlett and I will not be speaking until she rectifies this horrible hair situation. That’s right Jo-Jo, don’t even try to text us until that grocery store dye job is bleached out of your head. I want to see scabs from the bleach burns. This is unacceptable. You have the next 30 years to look old. You are way too hot for this. That hair color is for plus sized models… I’m just saying.

Fire your colorist… NOW. Call up that whore and tell her that your hair looks like it has been squeezed out of some plastic box from the local drug store purchased after a session of boxed wine drinking. Scarlett, Jo-Jo, WTH!? You have worked with the best, Tom Ford, Dolce & Gabanna, Ryan Reynolds….

Somehow she made it through security with that hair in Italy. Scarlett and her hair from Hell worked the scene at the Milan Fashion week. Apparently, this is an appearance for a new lip-stick color but the only color I see is mall rat burgundy.

We love you, but hate your hair.

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