E-cards From The Edge: Latest Britney Spears Letter Of Truth May Indicate Another Meltdown Is Imminent


Sensing that the trainwreck represented by her brief comeback tour has lost valuable tabloid column inches to Lindsay Lohan's coke video and Paris Hilton's victimization by the Los Angeles justice system, Britney Spears has resorted to the reliable publicity ploy of releasing a new Letter of Truth on her website. With no fresh scandals or disturbing acting-out episodes for which to apologize to her loyal fans, the LOT's timing is curious; perhaps her talk of a "trying time" is meant to prepare us for a pre-planned meltdown at this Saturday night's Orlando House of Blues show, during which she'll raffle off her youngest child to a lucky concertgoer and then self-immolate during the final, lip-synched bars of deep first-album cut "E-mail My Heart."


Published 5/16/07 by


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