Jonas Brother Getting Engaged?

The virgin is hungry.

A: Which Jonas brother is this?

L: I never know. Is there a nine year old reading my website that could inform us?

A: I had to Wiki it, but it’s Kevin Jonas, the not hot one. The Jonas Brothers have all taken a vow of celibacy until they get married and it’s rumored that Kevin Jonas and his girlfriend are shopping for wedding rings.

L: He’s wearing what looks like a wedding ring in the picture.

A: Which is crazy because this whole time I thought HE was the gay one. There has to be one gay one right? Like New Kids, and N’Sync?

L: Please tell me he’s not just marrying her to get into her pants.

A: Those two have done it all EXCEPT sex. You can tell just by the way he grabs her face. You can read the rest (Site NSFW)

Published 3/3/09 by

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  • He is in the middle of his music scene with his brothers what makes you think he is going to blow it away for DANIELLE she's ugly and gross why would he give it all up to her???? Yeah right
    Anonymous 3/17/09 Reply
  • what the heck yeah right
    Anonymous 3/4/09 Reply