Preggers

Preggers: (Adjective) Short for "pregnant."

Avril Lavigne and her stupid, pink-tipped hair sparked pregnancy rumors this weekend when she was seen leaving a Santa Monica restaurant with husband Deryck [sic] Whibley and holding a hand on her stomach. It's hard to say. Sure, she may be actually pregnant. Or, she may have just gone overboard on the fried mozzarella. That makes me gassy too. Either way, regardless of whether Avril Lavigne is pregnant or not, one thing's for sure: Everybody will continue not caring about Avril Lavigne. She probably couldn't give exclusive baby photos to US Magazine for free. They'd like like, no thanks, we're just gonna go with Jessica Simpson fat pictures again.

Avril and Drrryk in Los Angeles back in December shortly before the paparazzi realized they weren't Ashlee and Pete:
Source: Preggers
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