One Line Reviews - WATCHMEN

We fear the lines of movie goers, wanting to be rescued from Madea’s box office prison will be disappointed. The saddened word of mouth will travel across the internet this weekend and will kill whatever life these super heros had left in them. We ran into our token straight friend Mike as we were leaving the theater and couldn’t crush his hopes so we lied and said there’s lots of “story”. The blood trickling down the smilie face you see here, those were our faces going in.

A: This movie spends 2 hours and 45 minutes giving your each superhero’s sob story, but at the end I didn’t shed a tear for anyone except me and the $30 dollars I spent.

L: I felt like I was watching three different movies, 2 bad ones and 1 sort of ok one. The sort of ok one had a glowing blue penis in it.

NUDITY R Rating Bonus: Huge blue penis, balls, boobs, and one sex scene in a flying machine with fire thrust orgasm.

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