Coco and Ice T are not important

“Your mother sucks in hell”

At Maxim’s Hot 100 party, Ice-T and Coco were removed from their bottle-service table to make room for Hilary and Haylie Duff. Coco was pissed. Ice-T was probably too embarrassed to be pissed. I figure I would kill myself if that ever happened. That or pretend I didn’t hear the maitre d’. Crying works too. Everyone is uncomfortable when a guy starts bawling. Prepare to squirm people. You’ve never seen snot bubbles like these.

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