“They have broken up,” says the source. “But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before. They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don’t know if this breakup is permanent, but for right now they are broken up.”
These sources are useless. They don’t know anything. I might as well ask Jessica Simpson myself.
Me: Jessica. Hey, Jessica. Over here. People want to know about you and John.
Jessica: Bubblegum is chewy.
Me: Oh. I forgot. You’re an idiot.
Published 5/18/07 by
The Blemish
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