Don’t All Rush At Once…

Eww! Jodie Marsh wants to marry you. She's set out to do a nationwide search of Britain to find an eligible bachelor to share her vast repertoire her STDs with. It's all for an MTV show called Jodie Marsh: Who Will Take Her Up The Aisle? Oh well, makes a change from Up The Arse. Make your bid for the rotten wench here. Your parents'll love her. The kids will be beautiful. You know you want to.
Published 5/18/07 by


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