Cringe-worthy couple Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best are having publicshouting matches. Frankly, we'd be shocked if these two were still
together this time tomorrow. Geez, you really picked a winner, Linds.
Why not just shack up with Lucifer - at least he's hot in the sack.
Scuttlebutt indicates that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson may not be as
broken up as we think. Their friends say they've split a hundred
times before only to reconcile. But has the end come for real this time?
Sorry, but we think these two are truly finished. When Papa Joe gave
John his stamp of approval - that was John's cue to head for the hills.
And who needs a hook-up? Mischa Barton. Why does she always look so
sad? She needs a real funny-man to put a smile on her face. Would
anything be so sublime as to see Mischa get together with that wackiest
of wacky dudes Andy Dick? Hey, they already have something in common-
they love drugs. Who do you think she should shag?
Would YOU date John Mayer?
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