The Way They Were
A: Wanna hear the how the mighty have fallen? That loving familly home Bristol and Levi swore they were going to give their daughter has dissipated into the truth which is…they should have used a condom instead of strapping grandma with another kid to raise. In fact, Grandma has released a statement.
L: This is soo trashy, you are NOT a political figure if you’re talking about your daughter’s break up in the press.
Bianca (best friend): They’re from Alaska, have you ever met someone from Alaska?
A: My friend Leslie’s from Alaska and she’s normal, but she’s also a Democrat in Alaska which is hard to find, if you don’t count the wildlife’s vote. The statement comes after Levi’s sister sold their family feud details to Star Magazine.
“Unfortunately, my family has seen many people say and do many things to `cash in’ on the Palin name,” said the statement, which was issued through the governor’s political action committee. “Sometimes that greed clouds good judgment and the truth.”
A: Levi Johnston held the biggest press conference Alaska’s ever seen his doorstep, telling the AP it’s officially over between the two and they haven’t been together for awhile.
Earth to Levi we all stopped caring when you lost the election. The real victim here is the Democratic Party whom didn’t get to see this family fall apart at the seems inside the White House.
Bianca:The victim here is that poor baby because they weren’t married and their relationship was crappedy crap crap!
L: What if you got pregnant right now?
B: I don’t want to play this game right now. Not even hypothetically.
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