“I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it,” the not-that-innocent Katee said. “How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?”
To answer that: probably not a lot. The inability to unclasp a bra. The fumbling around in the dark. The profuse apologies. The crying. More crying. Even more crying. Why would I want to relive a Friday night?
The Cruise camp isn’t happy and are weighing their options.
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