Paris Hilton's Nipples Read the Bible

I don't know how Paris Hilton is actually able to hold the Bible in her hand without her flesh bursting into flames, but she seems to have figured out a way. They say it's never too late to repent,...
Published 5/22/07 by


Egotastic!

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  • We should atleast pray for her, and hope for the best
    Anonymous 6/3/07 Reply
  • The cover is the Bible, what's under the cover?
    Anonymous 5/26/07 Reply
  • If Paris Hilton is holding a bible, its staged. Period. (Unless she's being sworn in as a witness at her own DUI trial.)
    nsfw 5/25/07 Reply
  • She needs more than that dress to seek redemption. I agree with Amiee...it looks staged.
    steveicon 5/22/07 Reply
  • This is so staged. Look at how she is holding the books despite the fact she is carrying a purse big enough to hold them.
    amiee 5/22/07 Reply
  • Just check out that 'poor little me' pout. Too bad they don't have chain gangs anymore ... I'm surprised The Bible didn't burst into flames in her nastly claws.