Paris Hilton Finds God

Paris Hilton Finds God
And I was sure that she thought Jesus was just the guy she did in the bathroom at Bungalow 8 last Christmas. Little did I know that Paris was an undercover devout Christian. How do I know this? Well, because she was carrying around some books that indicated as much. Just like the time when I realized she was a serious actress. Most recently, she was very conspicuously seen toting two tomes when she headed out the house yesterday: the Bible and "The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment."

Hmm, I wonder if the people she pays to read things for her thought it would be a funny little joke to put these in her hands on her way out the door as payback for her BS excuse for driving with a suspended license. That is, if they were actually working that day.

(Splash)

Published 5/22/07 by


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