LINDSAY REALLY LOVES VODKA

Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.
It's part of a deal that could net the star up to seven figures for the July 2-3 celebration.
Other partners include Pure nightclub, Caesars Palace (which is providing a "specially designed" suite) and the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island.
In the pay-to-play world of celebrity events, Vegas nightclubs alone have been known to offer up to $400,000 to land a top name.

Is this a bad idea?  Yes, almost definitely, I think it is. Of course, I'm a rare genius who went to a fancy northeast college, but my immeasurable brilliance made class boring and I rarely ever went, instead becoming a campus legend with my irreverent personality and wacky antics. And huge penis.

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