Words I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say: Heather Mills Signs On With Burger King

Words I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say: Heather Mills Signs On With Burger King
Yep, our favorite mono-legged vegan has crawled into bed with Burger King as spokesperson to promote their new vegetarian burger.  In exchange for services provided, BK is leaving $6M on the ethical (as long as ethics don’t include taking money from burger-flinging fast food chains) vegan’s nightstand.

A spokesperson for Heather only had this to say:  “Heather has been a vegan ever since she lost her leg and she has been developing and refining vegan recipes ever since.”

I can’t fathom the dark depression I would plunge into if I lost a leg.  The only thing more devastating than losing a limb?  Losing bacon.

Published 3/23/09 by

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  • Heather is never afraid of taking on animal cruelty offenders and I wish her loads of success in her vegan venture.
    Just seen Heather encouraging a little girl who lost her hands on TV, she was marvellous with the child.
    Anonymous 3/25/09 Reply
  • "The only thing more devastating than losing a limb? Losing bacon." How crass... figures coming from an insensitive meat-eater.
    Go Vegan
    Anonymous 3/24/09 Reply
  • Go Heather! You do so much good for animals!
    Anonymous 3/24/09 Reply