Lindsay's 21st Is Gonna Be So Off The Hook That Her Friggin' LAWYER Is Bragging About It.

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Seriously? Your lawyer? Why is he already involved? Is this going to end with a murder? Hopefully. I didn't say that, it wasn't very Christ-like. Details about Lohan's Las Vegas 21st birthday party are popping up. Hang on to your Valtrex!

A Lohan source tells Us that on July 2 and 3, the star and pals will take over a floor of Caesars Palace, where she'll have her own specially designed suite. For her B-day dinner, she'll dine on food from Social House, and she'll be the star at a pool party with tunes spun by DJ A.M. and Samantha Ronson and a private bash at Pure. Best of all, Caesars and Svedka Vodka will foot the bill.

"This should be one of the best parties ever," her lawyer Mike Heller tells Us.


Thanks, Counselor. Man, imagine the syncophants like this guy that she has running around. Even her lawyer is drooling over the probable cocaine wading pool and champagne enemas. Happy Birthday, Lindsay! Here's the defibrillator! Will Wonderland Rehab also be sponsoring this jam? Just checkin'.
Published 5/23/07 by


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  • Not only is this gonna be the best party ever -- you can't get an invitation. That's why you're hatin'. Only the cool kids (like me) will be there. I'll take copious notes (and camera phone photos). See you at Caesar's!
    chappelle 5/23/07 Reply