Paris Hilton Goes To The Big Bird Cage

When I think of Paris Hilton in jail, this is the image that comes to mind. According to The Sun, the female inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility include "violent robbers, hookers, junkies and a mob of butch lesbians who control by force". Perhaps I've watched too many cheesy women's prison films, but wouldn't it be great for Hilton's "career" if she starred in a remake of Caged Heat or The Big Bird Cage when (or if) she finishes her prison term? This concludes my Paris Hilton Celebration Week...for now. Medium: ink on paper, digital color.

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