Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need daddy

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need daddy
Jennifer Aniston is continuing her quest to become a mommy but according to Life&Style magazine, the ex-Friends star is planning to do it sans male procreation apparatus.

Following her breakup with John Mayer, Jennifer Aniston is prepared to do the unthinkable: Become a single mom. Though the mag is not sure whether she’ll conceive naturally, use artificial insemination, or adopt, Aniston obviously has babies on the brain because her new $15 million six-bedroom mansion “has more than enough room for a nursery.” [Source]

Other reports have Aniston swearing off marriage but that doesn’t necessarily mean she wants to go all petrie dish with her pregnancy. I don’t agree that being a single mom is “unthinkable” (and I’m hoping Life&Style was using the word with some measure of sarcasm) but I have a bit advice for Jen if she wants to get knocked up: go on get yours girl!

Go forth, Jennifer Aniston and have lots of sex with lots of dudes. You could probably use it anyway since you’ve been looking a little bunched in the face lately. Make sure your guys are disease free first, stop taking the pill and enjoy yourself. Or, you can keep breaking up with people and start making regular trips to the sperm bank. Whatever you want, baby-mama. It’s your womb.

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  • This sounds like attention getting publicity for her next movie The Baster. It's about a woman getting pregnant. I feel nauseous.
    Anonymous 3/30/09 Reply
  • I need to correct something. She can hide
    behind these phony relationships to provide an
    excuse as to why she is not living her false
    claims. I don't think she ever had the intention of settling down with Mayer, Vaughn,
    Jason Lewis, Paul...
    Anonymous 3/30/09 Reply
  • Pitt and Jolie did not committ adultery nor did they confess to it. Those infamous quotes
    were planted by the press and Pitt once again
    was forced to clear that up. Aniston is self-absorbed and a narcissist. I don't believe
    she will ever become a...
    Anonymous 3/30/09 Reply
  • This story is just more rumors, hoping their press whore and the ultimate media favorite Aniston will follow their angle. All of the people who are foolishly rooting for her are
    the people who think she was victimized and all of the other lies...
    Anonymous 3/30/09 Reply
  • "“She would never have paraded him around like that if she didn’t think what they had was real. "
    So is she going to get rid of John?
    That's awful!
    Everyone needs a dad, John, don't you listen to her!
    ~TG
    ~Tornado Tom
    ~The Tornado in Texas
    ...
    Anonymous 3/30/09 Reply
  • Wonderful Jennifer
    I'd like to be your sperm donor
    Notify me if you accept
    PEPITO 3/27/09 Reply