Kate Hudson has nice abs

Kate Hudson has nice abs
Damn, Kate Hudson’s abs look like they were carved from granite. Too bad they’re nowhere near as nice as mine. Opponents have broken their fists on them. They have been classified as the ninth wonder of the world. The tenth wonder is my penis. Natives used to worship it as a mystical sundial. They used sequoia trees for the tick marks and whenever it rained, they would drape a sheet over it to form a tent.
Published 5/25/07 by


The Blemish

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