Rachel Zoe To Launch Clothing Line

Anorexic shriveled sea monkey Rachel Zoe has managed to crawl up from the mossy rock from which she was spawned to trademark the phrase "I Die" as the brand name for her soon to be released ty ass granny bag whore clothing line. Little has been revealed about the upcoming brand, except for a statement by the shriveled sea creture herself who claims the line will be "100% affordable". (To ...Read more at Slacker Chic
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