Robert Pattinson has a Malodorous Emination. Or does he?

Robert Pattinson has a Malodorous Emination. Or does he?
There have been a ton of rumors floating around about how Robert Pattinson (star of the movie Twilight) stinks up a set because he doesn’t shower and/or use soap often enough. The fact that sometimes he cruises around with a greasy dome doesn’t really help combat these rumors… but in a rare star rebuttal he has the following to say:

“I haven’t even been on the set yet. I also do shower,”

And just to let all you bloggers and writers out there know.. if you happen to write any bad press about the dude, he keeps track of it… black book style. He’s got me quaking.

“I only look at the negative stuff,” he continued. “I just want to know whoever’s saying negative stuff, and

I just want to remember their names. I write it all down in my black book.”

Now I have visions of Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison as the creepy lipstick wearing psycho stalker assassin in my head.

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  • Ermm Jus To Let Yu Ppl Kno Us British People Shower/Bath More Den The Americans. Maybe Da Americans Are Making Him Stink. LOOOL [[ Priivate Joke]]
    Anonymous 10/8/09 Reply
  • It is so embarresing as an American to see other American girls be so careess and rude. He is doing some he loves. Grabbing, stalking, and screaming at him 24/7 is crossing the line. I also think the media needs to lay off. He needs some privacy....
    Anonymous 7/16/09 Reply
  • leave rob alone!!!!
    Kattherine 4/10/09 Reply
  • wow...that's kinda scary side of rob..taking note of those people who give negative comments on him.....
    nemi 4/3/09 Reply
  • well... well..well.... maybe the rumor spreader is the one who does not take a bath regularly..... and whatever he or she is up to.... still robert pattinson is still as yummy as edward cullen.... and even if he stinks..... surely girls and gays...
    allain 4/3/09 Reply
  • Well negative is one thing- how about the heat cyber kitten LaDee D is getting from angry Pattinson fans about their rumored affair- perhaps Robby its time you take a look...www.ladeed.onsugar.com
    Anonymous 4/2/09 Reply
  • after all those freaky rumors going on prior to Rob, I totally don't believe it and I will still admire him no matter what... they just make things up so that they can create some news... negative news to be specific to talk about and it it so...
    Anonymous 4/2/09 Reply
  • I think there's a lot of jealousy going on with these remarks-someone thinks it's better to bash Roberts good looks and talent than to
    give him a compliment. We got your back Rob!
    Anonymous 4/1/09 Reply
  • people are just crazy.....i think the people who wrote it only said that because they are jelous of him......i mean i personaly don't think robert is hot and dreamy but i think he is a good actor and i would never said things like that just because...
    Anonymous 4/1/09 Reply
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    Okay first of all why this isent rite okay
    alot of people dont really take showers like everyday
    i mean foreal this why some actors and actress hate the
    flipping tabloids cus of what people make
    up.People dnt...
    madikinz 3/31/09 Reply
  • Okay first of all why this isent rite okay
    alot of people dont really take showers like everyday
    i mean foreal this why some actors and actress hate the
    flipping tabloids cus of what people make
    up.People dnt forget they have feelings
    too and...
    madikinz 3/31/09 Reply
  • Robert I love you!! Eres bello!!
    DevelynR 3/31/09 Reply
  • leave rob alone let him take a shower if he wants too
    Anonymous 3/31/09 Reply
  • he is very much polite n intelligent..! diplomatic..! i like that! its awesome..!he knows how to handle all the rumores n bad gossips..! i want 2 say in bangoli that " akta manush atota sundor r valo kivabe hoi? akta manusher majhe atogulo guner...
    MoushumiF 3/31/09 Reply
  • O.K, we all need to remember that people from Europe have a different idea of how often one needs to shower. Also, not all women there shave their underarms or legs. So I say, leave Robert Pattinson alone and worry about yourself.
    MichelleS41 3/31/09 Reply
    • people from Europe....as the whole of Europe, correct? and you know this because? I hate it when people stereotype like this....
      Anonymous 4/2/09
    • emm can i just say not all of Europe is like that, I come from the UK just like Rob and i shower and shave everyday, also so do all my m8s, we shower more than some of our american m8s do!
      KatieB41 7/29/09
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