Nadya comes clean - 'I can explain'
By her own admission Nadya was a stripper, or as she prefers to call it 'a topless exotic dancer'. However she wants the public to know that it's not as bad as jealous former colleagues are making it out. Nadya reveals, with plenty of mitigating spin, that she was only 19. It was an impressionable and experimental time in her life. It started innocently enough with a lingerie contest!
It was very sweet and innocent, in a dirty sort of way
Now everyone can understand the need to feel some pride in our appearance. Most of us accomplish this through exercise, grooming, diet, personal hygiene, and a thoughtfully selected wardrobe. Nadya attempted to boost her self esteem by parading around in her undies. If you've been paying attention to the story so far you know that Nadya has her own way of doing things.
performance enhancing nudity
Nadya quite proudly reveals that she came in second. The girl who won, Nadya states, only beat her by performing "some disgusting lesbian act" that Nadya "could never do". I guess that's Nadya's way of denying the girl on girl act allegations, though it may not make any friends in the gay community. Never mind, she can handle that later.
Hey doc, what's up?
2nd place was good enough to get Octomom a job offer to perform in what she describes as a 'gentleman's club'. Nadya makes it sound very up scale. Just to be clear these are the kind of gentlemen who like to stuff bills down ladies g stings, and may have a 'rabbit fetish'. Though flattered by the offer, and seriously considering it, she backed out after she realized the whole deal might not be so genteel. Nadya claims that when she noticed other topless exotic dancers giving clients lap dances, she was back out through the door like a shot! Just because they were gentlemen didn't mean that Nadya was going to think of herself as anything less than a lady.
A consummate, mad loony
So where are we after hearing Nadya's side off the story? Well she only admits to this after a former colleagues claims that they did a racy act together for 2 years (and performed at bachelor parties!). She makes a point of denying the worst of the allegations repeatedly through out her story - "I was merely an innocent girl who enjoyed taking her close of for nice men. Nothing kinky whatsoever!" She does however admit to being afraid that some photos from her experimental days might come to light. Perhaps this is why she's owning up now. We've also learned that Octomom has some talent as an amateur spin doctor: "I was crazy; but crazy interesting, not crazy scary!" She has been following Angelina Jolie's playbook! Oh yeah, and we know that Octomom sure like attention, and she'll take it however she can get it!
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The woman is trash! I think the taxpayers are at least owed a refund for the scam of a bad back! Wasn't too bad to be humping a pole in public