Paris Hilton has been trying out different religions in anticipation of her trip to the slammer. Hey Paris, you're supposed to find God *in* jail, not before it.
Lindsay Lohan got thrown out of the SoHo Grand Hotel for acting drunk and fighting with her boyfriend, Calum Best. At one point she was supposedly writhing around on the floor with no panties on. Why did they throw her out for that? We would've roped her off and set up a ticket booth.
Courtney Love got mad at Dr. Martens shoes for running ads featuring her late husband Kurt Cobain sporting their footwear in heaven. We don’t blame Courtney either. Everyone knows she put Reeboks on him before she shot him.
The tabs reported that Nicole Richie had checked herself into rehab, but Nicole's people denied it. They also deny that she has an eating disorder. Meanwhile, the sun denies rising in the East, grass denies being green and John Travolta denies being a fat doofus.
Six songs off the Hannah Montana: The Movie soundtrack made it onto the Billboard Hot 100 chart this week! Thoughts?
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