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Tara Reid confuses my penis to no end. She’s like a damn chameleon. At times–such in these photos of her at this weeks Sundance Film Festival–she looks imminently able. But then I remember just how bad she looks in a bikini (WARNING: only click that link if you have a cast iron stomach). I think the only solution for this is, yes, we must kill Tara Reid. Or maybe just keep making fun of her–I refuse to do another nickel in prison for killing a drunken whore. One time is enough.

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