Lohan Nearing Bottom - Of Vodka Bottle

I am starting to feel a little bad for the easily hatable Lindsay Lohan. She lost he manly lady friend and now it seems everyone is in line to get a punch in on the little cokette. She is a real girl, right?

We all know that Lindsay is such a private girl and would never even ever think of speaking to the press or Twittering about her personal life… here’s what she had to say to US (remember they just broke up Friday):

“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”

“I’m a f–king 22-year-old girl who’s in love,” she says. “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.”

I loved that movie… ‘Mean Girl’s’ is such a classic. It is so ‘fetch’!

To make matters worse for the Winehouse wanna-be, it’s being reported by Radar that she is off the wagon and back gulping vodka, Belvedere Vodka specifically. (Belvedere: please email for our shipping address. Two cases will suffice. Thanks in advance.) Don’t be too worried readers, she has her mother right by her side… drinking glass after glass of white wine. Gotta love a party mom.

… Lindsay grabbed a bottle of Belvedere vodka sitting on her table, turned away from other party-goers, and chugged it. Her mother Dina was sitting at the table at the time.

Lindsay then mixed diet soda and vodka and downed several as the night progressed. La Lohan started the evening at h.wood sitting on a couch and texting. Suddenly she began crying. She finally put down her phone and that’s when the partying began.

Dina, meanwhile, was drinking glasses of white wine. Someone very, very close to the situation lit one of those hand-rolled cigarettes that smelled like burning hemp.

She is really a beautiful girl. ‘Beautiful and dirty rich’. Let’s hope she pulls it together sooner than later… too late.

Published 4/8/09 by

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