Britney Spears vomits uncontrollably

“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. There was vomit down the front of her dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times.”

Britney was said to be vomiting uncontrollably before they found her and was covered in puke when security took her out. Classy. You’d expect Britney’s kids to have learned some basic life skills by now. You’d be wrong. The only thing they know how to do is pull mommy’s hair back, light mommy’s cigarette and not scream when mommy gets sloppy drunk an hour later and stubs out the cigarette on their arm.

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