Angelina Jolie is pretty perfect

Angelina Jolie revealed she’s not keen on the human contact part of affection. She finds hugging along with other touchy feely stuff uncomfortable. Angelina says,

If someone hugs me, I hold my breath. Snuggling, cuddling, hugging, crying - all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable. [talks about how chump ex-husbands offer her a shoulder to cry on] But I have this odd sense of it’s not going to accomplish anything to cry. It’s not going to help you to get a hug!

Angelina Jolie. A stone cold sex machine. A tear just rolled down my cheek. If harp playing angels descended upon me right now, I’d swat them away and tell them I’ve already heard the most beautiful thing.

Published 1/22/07 by


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