Heidi Montag's Boobies Get A Call from Playboy

Heidi Montag's Boobies Get A Call from Playboy
And it's the kind of phone call that most boobs wait a lifetime by the phone and are never lucky enough to get. It looks like those chest enhancements of hers are already looking like a better investment than my lousy 401k will ever be. And it's at fifty cents on the dollar up to ten percent, guys. Ten. Percent. Apparently, the nudie mag offered the young reality starlet one million big ones to show off the ladies. That. Is. Insane.

For the time being, however, Heidi seems to be keeping her version of a financial portfolio well-covered under this t-shirt, as she ponders whether or not to turn down the Playboy offer in favor of her day-job...which is to exist. Sigh. This is so unfair. I'm pretty sure she's laughing at me in these pictures. Laughing at me and my dreams.


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More photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer are after the jump.

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Published 6/1/07 by


A Socialite's Life

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