Given that everyone is saying that Jessica Simpson's country career is kaput, we have no idea why she's smiling

Hypothesis 1) She just heard Nick Lachey's career is also in the pooper Hypothesis 2) She's ecstatic the bikinis from her fashion line will be used for an upcoming beauty pageant Hypothesis 3) She just passed gas or belched Hypothesis 4) Dumb people smile a lot for no reason.
Published 4/17/09 by

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