Heidi Montag gets $1M offer from Playboy

Heidi Montag gets $1M offer from Playboy
Heidi Montag, the 20 year old actress(? ) and star(?) of the television show (?) The Hills, who recently got breast augmentation surgery - to the tune of D cups- has reportedly been offered 1 million dollars to pose in Playboy with her newly enlarged boobs. Except probably not.

“Playboy is interest[ed] in shooting Heidi’s new body,” [Heidi’s boyfriend] Pratt told In Touch. “They’ve offered her $1 million to be in the magazine.”

Playboy representative Lauren Melone didn’t deny Montag received an offer to appear in the magazine, according to In Touch, but added Playboy “wouldn’t pay $1 million.” (source)

Why would they pay a million dollars for a 20 something no-name “actress”, when they can pay one thousand dollars to the first 5 corn fed, midwestern girls that get off the bus with fake tits, a heart of gold and a dream in her heart and call it an issue? I’ll tell you why. They wouldn’t dummy. There’s no need. Besides we’ll be seeing plenty of her new boobies by Christmas when the sex tape comes rolling out.

I have to say though, I’m a sucker for a big rack (fake or not) so I think she’s pretty hot. I’m also a sucker for public radio fundraisers. Those NPR Morning Edition mugs are the .

 

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Published 6/1/07 by


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  • I'm glad the boyfriend is offering up the news about her getting 1M for Playboy. But then, if you're going to marry the chick, 1M is a lot better than zip. Sounds to me like the boyfriend has plans for a sex tape. The girl has a rock'n body, but...
    Anonymous 6/2/07 Reply