My fellows Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let's stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams Let's glorify this day in your tiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans Even though we have no clue what Memorial day means!!! There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now!
The Simple Life star said the invite was never meant to be made public and was intended for her friends, who share her sense of humour: "Are we going to take it that seriously? It’s a private email. I’m sending it to my friends as a joke. I didn’t mean to make it public and I have every right to say what I want to my friends."
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