this is gonna be a good movie

I hope when Jessica Biel does interviews to promote "Powder Blue" and she’s asked why she played a stripper, she says, “Well I read the script and fell in love with it and I called my agent and I said, ‘I don’t care about the nudity, I have to play this character.’”  Because I like when people just blatantly lie.  But at least she’s a stripper who takes her damn clothes off, unlike “strippers” such as Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman.  There’s a word to describe strippers who dance around in bikinis or with their hands over their chest: Fired.

(calendary fact: the theatrical release date is May 8th and the DVD release is June 9th.  there’s no way that’s a good sign)

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