Now that Lindsay Lohan is "on a break" with Samantha Ronson, she's wasting no time in trying to score herself some quality A-list peen. I think she's setting the bar a bit high though, because last week she was apparently trying to get with Leonardo DiCaprio. Really?
Lindsay spotted Leo at Hollywood hotspot My House on Wednesday night. A source said: “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey.
“She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him. “She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself.
“Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.
“The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.” As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents. (Source)
Leonardo DiCaprio has banged his way through most of the world's most beautiful women, and is currently linked to ubermodel Bar Rafaeli. Lindsay Lohan shows up to places with band-aids on her fingers and splotches of spray tanner on her arms. This story couldn't be any more fictional if it ended up with them hopping onto the back of a winged unicorn and flying off to the Land of Gumdrops. I'll give whichever member of the Lohan family who fabricated this a C+ for effort, though.
More of Lindsay last Wednesday at the Armani Exchange launch for A|X Watches:
Also, just for fun, pictures of 15-year-old Ali Lohan from that same event. What. The. Eff:
Source: On The Prowl
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