Hotties Hookin' Up

Jennifer Aniston has herself another mystery man.  This one, an unnamed "handsome" guy with "dirty-blonde" hair, reportedly dined with Jen in Santa Monica, where the two "leaned into each other" and "held hands."

Would someone please tell Jennifer to stop spreading these fake rumors
about her mysterious boyfriends?  It's really sad.

On the other side of the pond, Kate Middleton has been busy getting over her break-up with Prince William - by getting busy with William's old rival Henry Ropner.  Kate's lucky we live in 2007, cause that kind of thing would've gotten you beheaded 200 years ago.

Two people who aren't getting it on, contrary to reports, are Cameron Diaz and TV magician Criss Angel.  This is good news for those who worried Cam might end up cut in half or perhaps turn into a rabbit.

If Cam really wants to hook up with a cable TV personality, she should check out Les Stroud of Survivorman.  He's way cooler than Mindfreak - plus he knows about forest plants.

Who do you nominate to be Cameron's new squeeze?
Published 6/3/07 by

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