"Christmas has come early, and I thank God that I will soon have the opportunity to prove that I am the father ... and eventually hold her in my arms."I'm not entirely sure what this guy is looking for. If he wants to be the father of his child, great. But why is he making such a big deal out of it? He probably spends his nights sitting at home in his underwear calling up press agencies going, "Hey guys. I've got a scoop for you! I'm gonna sue Anna Nicole Smith. And I'm gonna get a paternity test. Pretty exciting, huh? Want my picture? Here, come on over and I'll make a statement. It'll be great." Then he takes a big whiff of his dirty socks and exhales with the satisfaction of knowing that he's a very special and important person.
Published 12/22/06 by
The Superficial
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