This reminds me of my dad's "joke" that he wanted to be conveniently cleaning his gun whenever he'd be introduced to potential boyfriends of either mine or my sisters. Bruce Willis told People that his technique of testing the mettle of any of his daughters' possible suitors is quite simple.
"If they bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, 'Dude, what's your name?' and he says, 'Uh, Cinjun.' I say, 'Cinjun, you're in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you'll be last.' Cinjun, if you're listening to this ..."OK, I think I'm going to just go ahead and very quietly remove Cinjun from my Top 8, just to be safe. Also, I love how much Bruce and his " Live Free or Die Hard" co-star, Justin Long totally looked like one of those Apple computer ads when they were presenting at the MTV Movie Awards, for any of you who happened to be watching...
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