Lindsay Lohan on Ellen

L: Desperate not to be seen as a crazed, drug fueled, lesbian, Lindsay Lohan appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and is totally chatting up the split with Samantha Ronson. This is a actually a pretty good interview… I thought it was interesting.

A: It makes me sick that it took her about a week to sell her story. Notice how Samantha isn’t doing the rounds?

Lohan says of the breakup:

“Came out of nowhere. I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn’t seen her in, like, a week. She, like, disappeared…”

“I really care about Samantha and we’ll see what happens. Maybe when we’re fully in the right place. And I love her.”

Lindsay got straight up d-u-m-p-ed, and that’s a sad thing… even if watching the last burning embers of her career is entertainment to some of us you.

A: Ellen should have asked her if she’s still a lesbian or if she’s back to strictly dickly?

Published 4/23/09 by

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