Jessica Simpson & John Mayer at Nobu Restaurant

John Mayer was once quoted saying, "I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!" (IMDb) So did he ask Jessica to get her baps out to deflect the attention from his boobies? Or has he been a clever boy and hidden all her bras? Which ever it is, I find these two a very strange pairing.

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