Shia LaBeouf Has A Thing For…His Mother?!?!

If you are fat and nasty and have a thing for Shia LaBeouf, then YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH HIM!  Do NOT count yourself out!  Because…he just may want YOU! 

Playboy asked Shia who he thinks is the sexiest woman, and he replied:

“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

WOW!  Seriously Shia?!?  Out of all the ladies out there….you would pick your mom?!  I’m sure Shia’s mom, Shayna Saide, is thrilled about that, but I think everyone else is a little creeped out! If Sigmund Freud was around, he would have a field day with this Oedipus complex!   

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Published 5/2/09 by

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  • Wow there really is something more unattractive than fat people in sweats. Kirstie Alley should really pay this woman (in discarded prairie skirts) to stand next to her.
    That's some white trash-and I've chanel-surfed some reality tv.
    Anonymous 6/2/09 Reply
  • wow..shallow...and the fact you say you're 26?? i look younger than you do..it's called sunscreen honey! do you google your vocabulary?
    Anonymous 5/18/09 Reply
  • if there is a hell, an ugly person like you is going there.

    and i think he was talking about her personality too.
    Anonymous 5/4/09 Reply
  • wow What you said about his mother was totally out of line. Just rude.
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • So what you are saying is that Shia LaBeouf's mom is fat & nasty? Just because your perception of beautiful is probably a stick thin girl who regurgitates after every meal doesn't mean that it's right! His mother is beautiful!
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • It is sad that you have nothing better to do that disparage the much-loved mother of an amazing actor. Shia's love for his mother is admirable and for you to speak of her so disrespectfully shows that you are a shallow and dispicable human being. I would say that if anyone in this situation is nasty it is you.
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • I think that this is a low blow. First off she may be overweight, but she's not nasty, beauty is inside. That's his mother your talking about, why can't you just leave him and his family alone. How would you like me to splatter all of your mothers flaws all over the web. Maybe we should. I think you need to leave Shia alone he's human, which is more than I can say for you.
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • That is so mean! SO MEAN.
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • Pwned. You expected all the comments to agree with you, you disrespectful moron.
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • Dont insult hi mother by calling her 'fat' and 'nasty'. I think if you look around there are plenty of people way bigger than her, and she isnt nasty, she has a unique style taste that works for her, and is so kind and sweet.
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • You say you're 26, you look a bit over ripe honey. If you weren't so obsessed about look (your photo says it all) you might look deeper into the Q and A. Shia was giving a safe answer, frankly one about personality than looks... wait a minute... you knew that all along and got angry because he wouldn't even touch you with a ten foot pole.
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • I think its bull that you just called his mom fat and nasty!!Your a shallow, disrespectful piece of !! You are the epitome of nasty.
    Anonymous 5/3/09 Reply
  • Holy crap you are such a bimbo. The Oedipal Phase is only between the ages of 3-5 and if this was a case of the Oedipus complex manifesting LaBeouf would want to kill his father and take his place. Freud is probably spinning in his grave after this!

    You can be creeped out all you want, in psychology this is actually not all that uncommon. Most men (and women) place the parent of the opposite sex on a pedestal and use them as the measure of any man or woman they meet. Have you ever heard the old saying that a girl's first love is her father, or that girls marry their fathers? That's what they're talking about. It really is simple! God, please read.
    Anonymous 5/2/09 Reply