Salma Hayek and her motherly knockers

I said goddamn, Salma! This is a very preggo Salma Hayek at some charitable function for some charitable cause that we don’t give two flying charitable whacks about..except, we do care because we’re red-blooded Americans who appreciate a ridiculous plunging neckline showing off those radiant, voluptuous love nests. I’m pretty sure those 36QQs are the stuff dreams are made of. I even have a spot of drool on my chin as I type. A spot of drool? When did I become British? Oh well, cheerio…suckas!

On a related note, how much nutrition does an adult gain from breastfeeding? I bet Wikipedia knows…

Breasts, Photos, Salma Hayek, WTF?

Published 6/5/07 by

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