Giving up sex isn’t really that hard to do and it’s well known that it can improve your performance in sports — or on a movie.
Imagine having sex with Stallone. Now imagine having sex with a real live gargoyle. You had the same image in your head both times didn’t you? On a side note, I have it on good authority that Stallone was made in a lab. Once they birthed him, they stuck him in a chair Clockwork Orange style and showed him every cheesy movie ever made and gave him the idea for Rocky just to spite us. Sadly, they forgot all about his looks.
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The release date for the Sex and the City sequel has been set for May 2010! Will you watch?
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