Christian Audigier Drowns Us With Ed Hardy Wine

Soon I will write my name on everything and rule the world Muah ha ha hah ha!

A: Did Christian Audigier read Wal Mart’s business plan because he’s spreading himself so thin it’s almost time to cue the lawsuits. The only thing he hasn’t come out with is an Ed Hardy video game where you throw your clothes into every store and fight celebrity level bosses like Madonna, by convincing them to wear your clothes. I’m sure he’ll get to that, but for now while his clothes lose their cache and make their way to Costco or the Ed Hardy outlet, he’s releasing a wine sold exclusively at Whole Foods.

I’m sure it’s as vomit inducing as my Ed Hardy coy fish lighter, bed sheets, lamp, and temporary Ed Hardy tattoo.

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