Michael Phelps Gets A Gold Medal In Threesomes

“Everybody else stayed put while we went upstairs and jumped into bed. The sex lasted for about three hours,” Baltimore stripper Theresa White told Britain’s News of the World. “Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!

A: Michael told the drunk stripper that he had brought back to his home that he’d never had a three way.

L: She fell for that line?

A: Michael said if he was to have one it would be with her and then her pointed to another girl, according to this stripper Theresa White. Where’s all the details and photographic evidence Theresa? Does little Michael Phelps deserve a medal for his performance?

L: He can swim for hours and so can all his little Michael sperms!!

A: Too far Lynn, too far.

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