TMZ’s on It

As much of the world’s media attempts to gently coax the Paris Hilton prison release story out of its shroud of mystery—Is it herpes? Did she, in fact, “spread ‘em”?—TMZ has it cornered, and they’re groping the out of it. Here’s what’s to be taken from their full-out assault:

1. Paris’anxiety was flaring up, not her herpes.

2. There is a useless connection to Michael Jackson that can be made.

3. Piece of Don King has found a way to use this travesty to his advantage.

4. She fought the law, she won, and the law’s a sore loser.

5. There was a brilliant homophone joke relating to sperm to be harvested from all this.

Published 6/7/07 by


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