Dead Behind the Eyes Reality Star Bikini Video-Off: Heidi Montag vs. Brooke Hogan

Heidi Montag and Brooke Hogan both just leaked their new music videos on the internet; Brooke's "Falling" and Heidi's "Black-Out." If you like fug bleached-blondes with fake tits who can't sing cavorting around on beaches running their hands through their hair, well then ... Spoiler alert! These videos are for you!

As far as rating them, I don't really know where to begin. Brooke's video sounds like the same, boring-ass, overproduced to the point of concealing her voice crap she always puts out. Heidi on the other hand, still sounds like a cat with its tail caught in a box fan; but on the grand scale of ty Heidi Montag videos, this one is somewhat better and catchier than the others. Of course, being "the best" Heidi Montag song is still like being the least stinkiest turd in the toilet. So to answer the question: If I had to pick one of these videos to be stuck with on a desert island, I'd probably still just choose the poison berries and be done with it.

More of Brooke celebrating her forty-first twenty-first birthday in Atlantic City last weekend:
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