Paris Hilton Back in the Slammer?

Paris Is Learning?
What do I love more than chocolate and cuddly little puppies? Paris Hilton jail updates, of course. And at the moment, the legal system appears to be playing a rousing game of pong, with Paris reprising the role of the little ball that gets boinked from one side to the other. But why not? I mean, what's she so busy doing outside of jail anyways? Just more boinking, I imagine. So, now, as a result of a motion filed Thursday afternoon by L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo, Paris has been ordered by a judge to get her hiney back into court, which could possibly result in her going back to jail. And quite frankly, my life's never been more exciting.

In the documents obtained by TMZ, City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo is also asking Judge Michael Sauer to hold a hearing, demanding that the Sheriff's Department show why it should not be held in contempt of court for violating Judge Sauer's May 4, 2007 order, which expressly stated "no electronic monitoring."
Everyone's in trouble! You're out of order! I'm out of order! This whole damn court's out of order!

Fabulous.

Published 6/8/07 by


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  • this says a 12 years old girl:i am a big fan ...paris hilton she is beautyfull and realy nice i no that .....are people that dont like her so match i don no wy but i know that she can sing
    120546552maggie 8/18/07 Reply
  • I can't imagine why all of you jealous poor people are so angry. Paris has extreme punishment for a freakin misdeamenor. The judge really did the State of California an injustice. He could have easily had the Hilton family pay $1,000 a day for that...
    Anonymous 6/19/07 Reply
  • im sick and tired of two kinds of justice in this country, one for the rich and one for average people.she broke the law and she should go to jail.im not proud of it,but i was jailed for d.u.i. and i had to do my time.she is a symbol of many things...
    Anonymous 6/15/07 Reply
  • Life is what it is!You do the crime you do the time.There shouldnt be no if, ands, buts, about it.Rather you rich or poor black or white.Nobody perfect, everybody mistakes but when you make the same one twice how can u feel sorry that person? I...
    Anonymous 6/13/07 Reply
  • Come on America! people hated her bacause she is smart and family is rich. That stupid judge, he is an ashold, go to the hell, man! stupid judge, what you had done, I'm sure God will punished you some day, and american stop making judgement on...
    Anonymous 6/12/07 Reply
  • I think Paris Hilton is a spoiled brat,she broke the rules. Thank god nobody is dead from her antics. Now it will only be a matter of time
    before she is in trouble after she gets out. Lets wait and see how many times she gets in trouble before...
    Anonymous 6/11/07 Reply
  • I think jail will be good for Paris give her a reality check about life if ya do the crime pay thats the problem will if she was from a poor family she would not have all the publicity just an ordinary dui and suspended case you will live Paris so...
    Anonymous 6/11/07 Reply
  • Dumbc@nt needs to sit her ass in gen pop and get the sh!t knocked outta her. maybe then something good could come from this babling . hopfully they actualy make her eat in there, maybe she can stop looking like a broom handle.
    Anonymous 6/10/07 Reply
  • Andybernard,

    Thanks for the recommendation on anger management but I prefer to self medicate with jagermeister shots and the occasional nog-a-saki. This is how I got through Cornell without ever making it to the library.

    Go Big Red!
    jackarse 6/9/07 Reply
  • stfu i love h3r loll paris are u ok
    Anonymous 6/9/07 Reply
  • hahahahha.....the last three messages brought to you by family members of paris hilton. can you say ENABLERS?
    Anonymous 6/9/07 Reply
  • the judge is just an on a power tip he is doing this just to get his 15 mins of fame probaly because his parents did't love hime enough when he was a child, ibet if it was hias daughter or someone else he knew well or cnnected with politics they...
    Anonymous 6/9/07 Reply
  • You should stop hating on Paris she is awesome!!
    Anonymous 6/9/07 Reply
  • Meanie.
    arigold 6/9/07 Reply
  • Jackarse - Hating Paris Hilton sounds like strong language. Have you considered taking an anger management class? It worked for me. :)
    andybernard 6/9/07 Reply
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